Texas GOP 2010 No Strip Clubs No Gays No Blow Jobs

The Texas Republican Party just released the 2010 Party Platform where they not only contradict their values, it seems like they would like to make sure Texas will look like Iran.
The platform starts with the principles, and we like principle # 9: "A free enterprise society unencumbered by government interference or subsidies". Yet it seems like this does not apply to Strip Clubs or any adult enterprise: "We urge more stringent legislation to prohibit all pornography including virtual pornography and operation of sexually oriented businesses." (Page 9 in the Platform).
So it's free enterprise until you do something they don't like, then they want Government to ban it.
It also goes on about the normal anti gay marriage, abortion and now it includes Sodomy. (Gentlemen's that includes one of our favorites BLOW JOBS). So, if it goes their way you can go to jail for having a blow job. So a married Gay Stripper doing a Blow Job can get sentenced to death
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Yet Texas has a large concentration of clubs and adult shops, and as far as we know, the republican party loves strippers. Not to mention that some of the hottest dancers in the US are from Texas. Let's hope this document does not go anywhere.