In Ohio you can Look but you can't Touch

 
No Lapdancing Allowed in Ohio

A federal judge has upheld Ohio's ''no-touch'' law for strip clubs in Akron and around the state.  Several club owners sued to have the no-touch rule declared unconstitutional, but judge Solomon Oliver Jr., in a 45-page decision released Monday, granted motions by local government attorneys to have the suit dismissed.  i.e. You can look but you can't touch.

Next stop for Ohio:  Ban Dry Humping at any nighclub.  If you can't have a lapdance, then you should not be allowed to dance together, so start with Dry Humping (today's favorite clubbing dance move), then move to ballrooom dancing etc. until everyone is at least 5 feet away at any dance gathering.

Links:

• News Release
• Ohio Strip Clubs
• Dry Humping